1. When I die, bury me on the Golf Course so my husband will visit!

2. I have spent most of my life Golfing. The rest I have wasted!

3. Golf is played by 20 million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun!

4. I know I am better at Golf because I am hitting fewer spectators!

5. The difference between Golf and Government is that in Golf you can't improve your lie!

6. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the Golf Course!

7. Old Golfers Never Die, They Just Lose Their BALLS!

8. Click Here to decide if this poor guy had too many birdies this day, or too many Beers!

9. Click Here to see Mike on the Golf Couse!

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